Monday, March 17, 2008

Pooping Yogurt?

So it's come to this, has it? Every other commercial is for a yogurt that helps you poop. Every brand has one now. I had no idea that the yogurt eating population was so constipated. Or is it that the general population can't go? Perhaps it's a big scam to convince everyone they need yogurt. Have these people never heard of chasing a bowl of bran flakes with a strong cup of coffee?! Or is this yet another new product that is now necessary due to the medications and procedures people are having? Anti depressants stop you up, so add pooping yogurt to your diet. Botox freezes your tear ducts, so have some Restasis.

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